I have my ways...
The latest showbiz scandal has piqued my father's interest. It was hard to ignore, really. It wasn't exclusively on showbiz talk shows, none of which Papa was a fan of, but it was on the news, with everyone throwing their opinions about it. Even senators had their mouths foaming in rage, condemning the douchey doctor. I'm all for hanging the pornking wannabe, pitchforks and everything, but puhleezze, people in glass houses should not throw stones.
Anyway, my father hasn't had the chance to go to his suking dibidi pirate for a copy. He knew it was all over the internet, just a mouse click away. It was only logical for him to ask the most techy person he knew --- his daughter. I don't know how he came to the conclusion that I had a copy of the latest feast of the town. Moi --- the single, childless, virginal, chaste (whatev hahaha) middle child of his.
With that said, of course, I had a copy. I still am very resourceful, one of the very useful skills I honed during my
I just supplied my dad with porn. I am officially his favorite daughter. Take that. :D
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