Couch potato wisdom

I've been a little antsy lately coz i can't quite figure out what the farking mess i got myself into this time. And while i was watching Boston Legal last night, it hit me.

Tara Wilson: Let me see if I understand this. In college, you longed to have sex with her.
Alan Shore: Yes.
Tara Wilson: You ached to feel her naked body pressed up against yours.
Alan Shore: Yes. Well said.
Tara Wilson: And yet, nothing between the two of you ever happened?
Alan Shore: We suffered from bad timing. You’re wondering if that’s our destiny - yours and mine. Twenty years of unrequited foreplay.

David E. Kelley, you're a farking mind reader.